TEACHERS
SURPRISE
Dominic:
Hey! Today is teacher's day lets give our teacher a big surprise.
Subodh:
Come on lets sing a song before he walks in.
Which came first the chicken or the
egg. [all the students join in]
(Teacher walks in:)
Students:
Good afternoon to you (2)
Good afternoon dear teacher.
Teacher: Good afternoon to you. Please sit. Why do you make so much of noise?
Can't you keep quiet?
Andrew:
But sir
Royal:
Oh Shut up will you? Can't you keep quiet.
Teacher:
Eric, Shyjan, Jason, Osborn, Rolvin, Michael, Clarence, Dominic, Remol,
Patrick…
((P A T R I C K) - Screaming His name
loudly) Where is he?
Andrew:
He is not keeping well. He is suffereing
from acid indigestion.
Teacher:
Acid indigestion???
George:
We work in the toilets every morning. Perhaps he would have had a little excess
of acid.
Teacher:
I think I better call out your roll numbers. Roll no. 16.
Royston:
Sixteen (he says it & enters in singing) I am sixteen, going on 17,
tomorrow is my birthday I will be having, fun and a party.
Teacher:
May luck be on your way.
Royston:
Excuse me sir. May I come in? ( with a
pile of books on his head)
Teacher:
Yourth you are late, can you tell me why?
Royston:
I walked this way and that way and this way and that way I saw a big sign
board, speed breakers ahead. It said go slow and so I did.
Teacher:
And here, from today we begin our new credit on logic. (dumps book on his head)
Royston:
Yeh seer mange
Class:
Nothing more.
Teacher:
Now let me check all that you have learnt in Divyadaan. I will give 10 mins. To go through your
notes. ( walks up and down the classroom notices Agnello, and draws his
attention in a different tone).
Why are you making a hole there.
Agnello:
In Divyadaan, we are told that we should think critically. You said to go through
my notes and that's precisely what I am doing making a hole to go through it.
Teacher:
O.k. now. Who can tell me? (2) what is cognitive learning in this class here,
who can tell me what is cognitive learning.
Eric: Ai
ai ai aiya? I think I know it well ai ai ai aiyua I think I'm wrong.
Teacher:
Can you tell me what the answer is my dear.
Eric:
Cocomero, no no coconut. Coconut that means cognitive. Yes to learn from things
around us or things exposed to.
Teacher:
Could you give me an example.
Eric: Coconut
is full of water and is good for your teacher. Coconut is full of iron makes
you strong like a lion.
Teacher:
O.k. that was good creativity. Who can tell me? (2) who are well known for
Bhasyas, in this class here who can tell
me who are well known for Bhasyas.
Rajesh:
Ai ai ai aiya, I think I know it well,
Ai ai ai aiya, I think I'm wrong.
Teacher:
Can you tell me what the answer is my dear.
Rajesh:
Is it Binu, Conrad, Clifford all these are right.
Class:
He's a very funny chap, funny chap, funny chap. He's a very funny chap just
give him a knock.
Remol:
Teacher I can tell you the answer. It is Ramanuja, Madhava and Sankara.
Teacher:
Grade! How did you manage it Remol.
Remol:
Teacher more or less through cognitive learning.
Teacher:
Who can tell me? (2) what does celibacy mean. In this class here who can tell
me what does celibacy mean.
Andrew:
Oh Teacher I know it. (putting his hand up) Thou shall not marry; thou shall
have no wife; thou shall always be single for the rest of his life.
Teacher:
You students are giving me vague answers. O.k. now who can tell me? (2) the
arche according to Thales. In this class here who can tell the arche according
to Thales.
Shyjan:
Ai ai ai aiya. I think, know it well. Ai ai ai aiya I think I'm wrong.
Teacher:
Can you tell me what the answer is my dear.
Shyjan:
The arche according to Thales is H I J K L M N & O.
Teacher:
What does that mean?
Jimmy:
Teacher, it is water. He said his alphabets from H to O. which is the formula
of water.
Shyjan:
Teacher what is it, is it insight learning or cognitive learning.
Teacher:
Is this a college of philosophy or psychology.
Patrick:
after learning so many types and skills of learning, I have forgotten to
memorize.
Teacher:
Michael, this is my last question on logic for you today. Please make an
attempt.
Michael:
Yes teacher.
Teacher:
For example, if you were on your way to the oratory on your cycle and if you
meet with an accident and have lost your six fingers so what would be your
answer?
Michael:
Ai ai ai aiya. I think, know it well. Ai ai ai aiya I think I'm wrong.
Teacher:
Can you tell me what the answer is my dear.
Michael:
FANTASTIC, the answer is very simple. If it is particular then no typing
classes but if it is universal then no catechism classes at St. Anne's.
Teacher:
Oh no. Bad classes, always make me cry.
Rolvin:
You don't need to cry for I will tell you why.
Hear O all you brothers of Divyadaan
it is teachers day today. Let us gather and with our teachers a happy teacher's
day.
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